*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
its been scientifically proven the person reading this is the cutest and is beautiful
SHOW ME THIS SCIENCE YOU SPEAK OF.
Can’t argue with science.
when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out